Knock Knockwho's there?DavidDavid whoDavid broke down in sadness when he saw how far his grandmother's senility progressed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?Aye Matey.
Q: What's do a mole and an eagle have in common?A: They both fly, except for the mole
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.It was tense.
What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker tomato?"You better ketchup!"
What's a light-year?It's just like a regular year, but with fewer calories.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?You look for fresh prints.
Why did the bird fall out of the tree?Because it died.
How much does a hipster weigh?An instagram
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?Because it felt Crummy
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?Irreliphant
Knock Knock
ReplyDeletewho's there?
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David who
David broke down in sadness when he saw how far his grandmother's senility progressed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ReplyDeleteTo get to the other side.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
ReplyDeleteAye Matey.
Q: What's do a mole and an eagle have in common?
ReplyDeleteA: They both fly, except for the mole
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
ReplyDeleteThe past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
ReplyDeleteIt was tense.
What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker tomato?
ReplyDelete"You better ketchup!"
What's a light-year?
ReplyDeleteIt's just like a regular year, but with fewer calories.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
ReplyDeleteYou look for fresh prints.
Why did the bird fall out of the tree?
ReplyDeleteBecause it died.
How much does a hipster weigh?
ReplyDeleteAn instagram
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
ReplyDeleteBecause it felt Crummy
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
ReplyDeleteIrreliphant